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Erma Bombeck Quotes: Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
         

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.


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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
         



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