Al Barry Quotes

No matter what you do, you'll never run away from you.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out and meet the bloody thing.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

Environmental pollution is an incurable disease. It can only be prevented.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

You're the first, the last, and my everything and the answer to all my dreams. You're my sun, my moon, my guiding star, my kind of wonderful, that's what you are

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. & And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

There's people making babies to my music. That's nice.

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

A dolphin's smile is the greatest deception. It creates the illusion that they're always happy.

I went to jail at 16 for stealing tires off Cadillacs. When I got out I said, Never again.

The reason of football is not to be the best but to be the best team

Disco deserved a better name, a beautiful name because it was a beautiful art form. It made the consumer beautiful. The consumer was the star.

Small men, seeking great wealth or power, have too often and too long turned even the highest levels of public service into mere personal opportunity.

People don't know what it means to be champions. Oklahoma invented it.

To put your hands in a river is to feel the chords that bind the earth together.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Voice comes to you through a spell, a trance. The best voices are not you... they're a little away from you.

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

While I am a great believer in the free enterprise system and all that it entails, I am an even stronger believer in the right of our people to live in a clean and pollution-free environment.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

When the robot mind is mastered, undisciplined thinking ceases and is replaced by awareness. Awareness can know love.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

I just love the feeling a close family gives you and I wouldn't change it for anything.