Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Christendom has had a series of revolutions and in each one of them Christianity has died. Christianity has died many times and risen again

He's no idiot, in fact he's a genius... and that's as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching madness.

The cycle of life is death, decomposition and regeneration, and a person who wants to stop killing animals is actually anti-life because it's only in death that life can be regenerated.

Living radical isn't about where you live - it's about how you love.

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place.

I've got what my ma had, macular degeneration, which you get when you get old.

You shouldn't be playing the game if you don't think that the win will happen.

Fly Away changed my life. There are certain songs that do. When I won the Grammy, I was in Paris. I sort of forgot about it.

He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.

After all, we are human beings, and not creatures of infinite possibilities.