Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

The past is only the future with the lights on

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

The fact that music can induce Goosebumps draw a tear inspire and connect is one of my favorite parts of being human

I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

Life's too short to sit through songs you don't love.

Play music that means something to you. Make it happen for yourself.

A real punk is punk on the inside.

Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.

Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.

The deep roots never doubt spring will come.

There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol.

You have to be a great lover to be a beloved.

The Titanic was built by professionals. The Ark was built by volunteers.

England is the Mother of Parliaments

I follow Coach Spurrier because he seems to have an entertaining way of communicating.

Every man's life lies within the present; for the past is spent and done with, and the future is uncertain.

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.

I wonder at what point do you stop doing what you think is right and you start doing what the majority of the American people want?

Every experiment destroys some of the knowledge of the system which was obtained by previous experiments.