I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

The past is only the future with the lights on

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

The fact that music can induce Goosebumps draw a tear inspire and connect is one of my favorite parts of being human

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Life's too short to sit through songs you don't love.

Play music that means something to you. Make it happen for yourself.

A real punk is punk on the inside.

Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.

Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.

Weird: of strange or extraordinary character

Guns go home with the soldiers, but landmines are designed to kill - mindlessly, out of control, for years.

I remember that Charles Schulz, at the end of his life, had eyes full of tears for Charlie Brown. I thought about the reason for all his emotion: he had lived for 50 years with them.

There are parts of us that are miserable, that hate, that love, that are cruel, are kind, are reasonable, are unreasonable. You know, you live inside your own mind. Who are you kidding?

Whoever thinks much and to good purpose easily forgets his own experiences, but not the thoughts which these experiences have called forth.

It is our duty to do all we can to introduce every generation to Christ.

Music strikes the ear as a perfectly undisturbed uniform sound which remains unaltered as long as it exists.

'Best Man Holiday' was a very successful film.

I am what I photograph.

The trick [in comedy] is always to figure out how real you're playing it and how real it's supposed to feel. That's a hard thing to figure out.