Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

A broken soul is not the absence of beauty, but a cracked and torn soul reeks of the sweet incense it contains.

Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolatebut with more screaming.

She smiled as she imagined that the sun’s last rays were flames from a distant dragon.

There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.

I'm just a friendly bystander who they occasionally ask questions of. That's my level of involvement.

The best thing to do with a bad smell is to get rid of it.

I like to involve myself in charities that help children and also young women in need.

Some of necessities go astray, because for them there is no such thing as a right path.

We share this planet, our home, with millions of species. Justice and sustainability both demand that we do not use more resources than we need.

We are not wounded so deeply when betrayed by the things we hope for as when betrayed by things we try our best to despise. In such betrayal comes the dagger in the back.