Don't seek the truth; just drop your opinions.

Actions speak louder than words; let your words teach and your actions speak.

The life of the body is the soul; the life of the soul is God.

A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."

Charity is the soul of faith, makes it alive; without love, faith dies.

The spirit of humility is sweeter than honey, and those who nourish themselves with this honey produce sweet fruit.

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.

He prays best who does not know that he is praying.

Christians must lean on the Cross of Christ just as travelers lean on a staff when they begin a long journey.

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

Shiny, let's be bad guys!

We create our work for children not because they're "cute, " but because they're human beings, deserving of respect.

I have never seen genius without a touch of madness... and vice versa.

I should have more vanity.

The most terrifying thing is sometimes not what we see, but rather what we are forced to imagine.

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are disgraced by the inferior.

It's hard to get recognition when your team is losing.

If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.

I'm not really equipped to do anything else but making movies. In every other aspect of my life I'm a total failure.

Advertising men and politicians are dangerous if they are separated. Together they are diabolical.