Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

If someone asked you what color the sky is, what would you say?

I don’t think so. Beth didn’t get any presents.

An easy life does not make men, nor does it build nations. Challenges make men, and it is these men who build nations.

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole its body brevity and wit its soul.

Trust in God's timing. It's better to have to wait a while and have things fall into place then to rush into something and have things fall apart.

Porsche and BMW drivers are arrogant.

You have to accept the way things are before you can move on.

There's a thrill in going someplace you aren't supposed to go. The place should come down.

Music and art is about ideas, I think. Especially music. You have the freedom to work with your ideas and your dreams and your fantasies, which is quite hard to do in many other places.

In baptism, new Christians become part of a body of fellow believers who are called to spiritually encourage one another and hold one another responsible for consistent Christian living.