Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

To love and win is the best thing.To love and lose, the next best.

Midnight Omen Deja vu" - Because everyone should experience love in the Caribbean...at least once in a lifetime.

She's a gypsy girl living in a materialistic world, Unattached to most things but in love with life itself.

Artists have a unique ability to paint the world, and to help people see injustice. They do it not with guns, but with pens and guitars and paintbrushes.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

From the time I started school, it was clear to everyone that I wasn't learning at the same pace as other kids.

But I wonder where we will land if trial judges begin deciding that the fact that a man has committed an atrocious crime is proof sufficient that he is not responsible for his acts.

If the Richter scale could measure human calamities, the loss of a child would register a ten.

The only limitations that I can have are the ones that I set on myself.

That’s my idea of what a portrait ought to be, anonymous and documentary and a straightforward picture of mankind.