Depression - it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven't been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it's truly different.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

There is no balking genius. Only death can silence it or hinder.

People quit on jobs. They quit on marriages. They quit on school. There's an immediacy of this day and age that doesn't lend itself to being committed to anything.

To understand the future of technology, we need to begin with one fundamental truth: Technology is natural.

There is a sensuality about fabric. I think all materials should be inviting when they touch the skin. When I watch children stroking their mothers clothes, I feel that I have succeeded.

I think I dont really have any expectations; I dont look at the season as a whole - I look at it race by race.

You have to realize what you don't know before you can learn about it.

Avoid being a 'groan' up.

Fie on the eloquence that leaves us craving itself, not things!

Tread Lightly, she is near Under the snow, Speak gently, she can hear The daisies grow.

I just pinch myself, because I think if theres anything I can be proud of, Ive survived success, which I think is difficult these days.