Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.

All the recognizable cliques came by, and so did those un-groupable stragglers who were known by their little circles of two or three.

That beautiful day passed just as the saddest ones do, since the most radiant of days has a tomorrow.

The new century will see changes that will dwarf those of the last.

From a very young age, I was singing and acting and performing for my family.

The behaviorist advances the view that what the psychologists have hitherto called thought is in short nothing but talking to ourselves.

In 1966 I became president of the British Computer Society.

To avoid doing anything, wait for the right circumstances.

The sinews of war are not gold, but good soldiers.

Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see? Somehow your words just hypnotize me.