Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

People frequently point to communication as a problem, because its easy to notice, but usually it is a symptom of an underlying problem with a relationship posture.

Our planet is not fragile at its own timescale and we, pitiful latecomers in the last microsecond of our planetary year, are stewards of nothing in the long run.

Faith like Job's cannot be shaken becasue it is the result of having been shaken.

Maybe I shall never achieve happiness, but one thing I have had - the terrible wisdom of love.

In reality, if he had lived, I would have had a dad. And that would have been an incredible experience.

Remember that winners do what losers don't want to do.

He who lets the sea lull him into a sense of security is in very grave danger.

If the headline is a good one, it is a relatively simple matter to write the copy.

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

Peace is a costly privilege-to be fought for, attained and won. It comes only from a conquered mind.