If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

The Rainbow is a promise

I dont care who you are I know who I am

Always remember that you can explain things for people, but you can't comphrend for them.

Economically, it’s more expensive to make movies. I hope digital movies change that.

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy.

I'm ultimately satisfied that we know a little bit more about how the world really works.

He who shuts out truth, by the same act opens the door to all the error that supplies its place.

I write all day and outline stories, a sports mythological universe.

You spend some time raising a child in London, carrying it around on one side of your body - it puts your back out!

As the 'critic of color,' I'm frequently asked to review Indian and Pakistani writers.