Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

You okay, Mum?" said Rob."I'm fine, " said Rachel. She went to reach for her cup of coffee and found that she didn't have the energy to even lift her arm.

In fairy tales, ” her mother used to say, “no one ever says I love you. They give food and they kiss. That’s what love is made of.

... every monarch needs a blow on the head, from time to time.

Those who do not succeed do not believe in their ability to exercise the potential power to forge beyond perceptions of limitations.

On the occasion of every accident that befalls you ... inquire what power you have for turning it to use.

When we get to wishing a great deal for ourselves whatever we get soon turns into mere limitation and exclusion.

I wasn't the greatest reporter in the world, but I wasn't starting at zero.

I don't want to be in an art bubble.

A pacifist has a lot of difficulty reconciling pacifism with scripture.

If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love.