Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

Proof is boring. Proof is tiresome. Proof is an irrelevance. People would far rather be handed an easy lie than search for a difficult truth, especially if it suits their own purposes.

You don’t have to swim when you know how to walk on water.

The others in the dorm thought I wanted to be a writer, because I was always alone with a book, but I had no such ambition. ”― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

Homer excels all the inventors of other arts in this: that he has swallowed up the honor of those who succeeded him.

An idea can be as flawless as can be, but its execution will always be full of mistakes.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

OK, I've had a life of sort of success, some people know who I am but a lot of people don't. I feel the need to change that still.

I have committed many sins in my life. But stealing money from the government, from the people, is not one of them.

You shall abstain, shall abstain. That is the eternal song.

I think the most important thing is in life, it's all about balance. It's balance between foods you like and nutrition.