Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

There are no keys to success - only tools.

Reece?" she asked softly."Hmmm?""Kiss me."And he did. There wasn't even a possibility of saying no.

Shall we mourn here deedless forever a shadow-folk mist-haunting dropping vain tears in the thankless sea

The way it works for us is, when I watch a character and I connect to a character, I'd love to bring them back and see them again.

To be homeless in America is to live like a fugitive. The destitute are our own native-born "illegals."

I want people to listen to my lyrics and be okay with themselves. The people who have it the roughest are homosexuals who come out of the closet.

I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious views of anyone.

I'm not used to being in front of a camera as myself. I'm not used to watching myself as myself.

I'm constantly warning people that are involved in my life that I can go busk and make a living. I can make my rent in New York City in the subway, I promise, if I'm forced to.

Predisposition is not predestination.