Most DRM solutions diminish the value of the product by either directly restricting a customer's use or by creating uncertainty.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future. You're going to look like you have magic powers compared to everybody else.

Don't ever, ever try to lie to the internet.

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future.

I'm a handsome man with a charming personality.

The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It’s by giving those people a service that’s better than what they’re receiving from the pirates.

Valve wouldn’t have gotten its start

I think Windows 8 is a catastrophe for everyone in the PC space. I think we'll lose some of the top-tier PC/OEMs, who will exit the market. I think margins will be destroyed for a bunch of people.

Steam is about creating tools for content creators and customers.

If you look at a multi-player game, it's the people who are playing the game who are often more valuable than all of the animations and models and game logic that's associated with it.

Between death and hell a bridge shining silver wings offers his soul hope.

I'm scared to death that I'll never be afraid

A sibling is a friend for life, but they are a friend for life that you are forced to have. And like anything that you are forced to do, occasionally people will drive you crazy.

You get a kind of familiarity on a set when you're on a TV show.

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

A truly happy person is someone who is joyfully independent of outer conditions.

You want to live your own life, but when you have fame, there are certain things you can't get away with.

I don't talk about my books while I'm writing them: not even my husband knows what a novel's about until it's done.

The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.

Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?" All the time.