Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Keep going, because there is nothing worse in this world than to stop. Simply keep flying ❤️

The Smile for some is an expression of joy, but for others it's a whole world of hope.

Habituated from our Infancy to trample upon the Rights of Human Nature, every generous, every liberal Sentiment, if not extinguished, is enfeebled in our Minds.

The woman is the reflection of her man

Our generation does not want its epitaph to read, 'We kept charity overhead low.' We want it to read that we changed the world.

and it was always without pretensions of loving or being loved although always in the hope of finding something that resembled love but without the problems of love.

We start eating, watch television, surf the Internet, or go shopping and buy something. That gives us a rush of feeling, some adrenaline and excitement.

Who could believe in the prophecies ... that the world would end this summer, while one milkweed with faith matured its seeds.

Turns out, this 'whatabboutery' is a classic way of silencing women when you don't like what they're fighting for. Don't panic, feminists are quite capable of fighting multiple battles at once!

Each moment of life is a step toward death.