Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

I tend not to argue about things that I don't believe in.

Everything pales in comparison to deer.

In the game of Frisbee you throw the disk to someone else. The point of Frisbee is perfect communication. The person at the other end of the field is receiving an impression, a vibration from you.

In a society like ours, politics is improvisation. To the artful dodger rather than the true believer goes the prize.

It is no bad thing to be a king-to see one's house enriched and one's authority enhanced.

I'd rather sell 10,000 records that represent me than 2 million that don't represent me at all.

Wrong turns are as important as right turns. More important, sometimes.

He that contemns a shrew to the degree of not descending to words with her does worse than beat her.

When you're creative and you're going for the top, nothing really matters.