Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

God’s beautiful woman spares no effort to provide the best she can for her beloved family.

Books’ll be back, ” Esther-in-Unalaq predicts. “Wait till the power grids start failing in the 2030s and the datavats get erased. It’s not far away. The future looks a lot like the past.

Loyalty is not loyalty unless one clings to it in the face of adversity.

Kyoya: A single day can make all the difference.

Coming to terms with the fact that my marriage was a failure was devastating and very difficult. I blamed myself for a lot of things. It took me a very long time to get over it.

Can we wonder that men perish and are forgotten when their noblest and most enduring works decay?

Attitudes are caught, not taught.

Joy wants the eternity of all things, wants deep, wants deep eternity.

They can put me in a jungle. Still, I can create.

The aim of the painting is that the eye should find out what it likes.