And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.

I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

until the end of the world, all whys will be answered, but now, you can only ask!

It sometimes requires ignorance and arrogance to know something for sure.

The greatest assets cannot be bought with money.

Bad habit, lunch. A banana and a water biscuit is all any sane healthy man should need in the middle of the day.

One out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends and if they seem okay then you're the one.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Anhamirak, abandon and freedom.

Too liberal self-accusations are generally but so many traps for acquittal with applause.

Credit leads a man into temptation. Cash down is the only thing that will deliver him from evil.

Our true passions are selfish.