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George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.




George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble."

You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.



George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath."

I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.



George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy."

I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.




George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show."

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.



George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in."

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.





George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.



George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet."

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.



George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family."

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.



George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me."

And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.



George Carlin, Brain Droppings Quotes: "There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi."

There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.