All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.

I find my greatest Power when I am Kind.

Magnolia leadership isn't a given. Not forever. You have to earn your spot.

I make no claims. I have set down the facts

I grew up with four brothers, and in the back of my head I feel pretty masculine. It's always funny when I hear recordings of my voice, because it's so deep when I hear it in my head.

In the stormy current of life characters are weights or floats which at one time make us glide along the bottom, and at another maintain us on the surface.

I know I drive some people crazy with what seems like ridiculous optimism, but it has always worked for me.

I enjoy popping in to World Duty Free at the airport and trying out perfumes - I can never resist a new scent.

I have been treated as a freak, rather like the fat lady at the circus.

The future is very much in our hands--in our actions.