Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

But men have loved darkness rather than light.

When you have a strongly held belief, don't you think it's important to express that belief accurately?

America is today the hope of all honorable men who respect the rights of their fellow men and who believe in the principle of freedom and justice.

There is no nature in an instant.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I'm an artist. There are a lot of people in the business who aren't. It's like they've got a shoe repair shop.

A woman who lives with the stress of an overwhelmed schedule will often ache with the sadness of an underwhelmed soul.

All an actor has, I think, is their heart, really,...that's the place you go for your inspiration. If my heart wasn't filled with them, where would I get stuff? What would I have to express?

It's still difficult for me to watch my work.

Fiction is empathy technology.