I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Take down the walls.

When all hopes are lost then the desire to believe in God is our belief.

Henry liked fun and avoided when he could any solemn or serious matter, for he confused these with sorrow.

In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes problems.

I feel really assured by the fact that the women I have loved I have loved for always.

I know how to be strong. I know how to be ruthless. It's part of my nature. I wouldn't be an actor if I wasn't.

Make ones center of life inside ones self, not selfishly or excludingly, but with a kind of unassailable serenity.

There is nothing more difficult to find than oneself.

It's much easier to do something that's seen as being serious because people accept it right away, they don't question what you do, they just accept, because they think you must be right.

The reality is that I need to be challenged and interested, as long as the risk and reward is in line.