A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

A hug is a priceless gift of love and kindness.

Did not. My stubbornness doesn’t even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.

At my Rolling Stones' tour, the camera was a protection. I used it in a Zen way.

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

This is very much becoming a reality in churches across the country.

I was helped by having a verbatim memory of what happened years ago, even if I can't remember what happened a couple of days ago.

It is one thing to own a woman, and it is another to have her within the bonds of an excellent mastery.

The great tragedy of atheists is that they walk through this world and have no one to thank.

Amin hid nothing. Everybody knew everything. Yet the American Senate only introduced a resolution breaking off trade with Amin three months before his overthrow.

I'm sure that whatever changed is only temporary. It will change again.