A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.

There is no greater pillar of stability than a strong, free and educated woman, and there is no more inspiring role model than a man who respects and cherishes women and champions their leadership.

We make our own fortune and call it destiny.

When love becomes labored we welcome an act of infidelity towards ourselves to free us from fidelity.

I couldnt be a writer without hope. I think I became a writer because Im pretty optimistic.

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made.

Practice really hearing what people say. Do your best to get inside their mind.

The past is an anchor with suffering written on the rope. I don't live there now. I am cutting myself free.

I'd like to go to New Society Village someday and find out exactly how far I can walk before people stop talking like me.

You must be fearless. It is the coward who fears and defends himself