Rich Fulcher Quotes

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

I click my teeth together every time I want to take a mental picture of something, like, "Wow, what a beautiful sunset!" Slam your teeth together.

I'm not one of those Star Wars guys that has seen [my favorite movie] 97 times.

If we're not counting kids' movies - because my kid is constantly watching The Jungle Book - I would have to say Wall Street.

I say "cheers" to everything.

Some people try to say I'm British by the way I'm speaking. But I think I'm more Canadian, because I speak really slow. Midwestern and Canadian.

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

It's sort of like a reminder [click my teeth together] to remember it, but I don't think it works. I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

Sometimes I steal costumes.

I was way into space and planes. I had loads of model planes and rockets.

The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought.

You can do law with a law degree. You can't do anything else.

That's why whenever I have a really good idea, I'm always worried about theft.

That's why you hear about people coming up with inventions almost at the same time, because someone else is thinking about it.

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the chest. I just want to feel the silky silks.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York.

We saw The Man From La Mancha, and I remember there was a scene where the woman's skirt fell off, and I got embarrassed and excited at the same time.

I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English [because of The Mighty Boosh].

Sometimes I'd go [in British accent] "Uhh, brilliant! Absolutely brilliant, thank you. Wonderful. Cheers!" I do say "cheers" automatically," from living over there. I say "cheers" to everything.

I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.