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Yous Quotes: "Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime."

Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.



Yous Quotes: "I thank you for not snoring."

I thank you for not snoring.




Yous Quotes: "It is almost impossible to find those who admire us entirely lacking in taste."

It is almost impossible to find those who admire us entirely lacking in taste.



Yous Quotes: "A closed mouth gathers no foot."

A closed mouth gathers no foot.




Yous Quotes: "Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are."

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.



Yous Quotes: "The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned."

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.



Yous Quotes: "It is always dullest before the yawn."

It is always dullest before the yawn.




Yous Quotes: "I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude."

I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude.



Yous Quotes: "Adam was the only man who when he said a good thing knew that nobody had said it before him."

Adam was the only man who when he said a good thing knew that nobody had said it before him.



Yous Quotes: "I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it."

I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it.



Yous Quotes: "Let's face it some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."

Let's face it some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.



Yous Quotes: "Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . ."

Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .




Yous Quotes: "I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I don't mean one who's polished I just mean one who's through."

I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I don't mean one who's polished I just mean one who's through.



Yous Quotes: "Remember if God had wanted this to be perfect he never would have had me up here."

Remember if God had wanted this to be perfect he never would have had me up here.



Yous Quotes: "I noticed you weren't checking your watches - you've been shaking them."

I noticed you weren't checking your watches - you've been shaking them.



Yous Quotes: "I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow."

I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.



Yous Quotes: "If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted I beg his pardon."

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted I beg his pardon.



Yous Quotes: "If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes."

If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.



Yous Quotes: "Here's to one of the most beautiful kind thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting more like me every day."

Here's to one of the most beautiful kind thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting more like me every day.



Yous Quotes: "Another fine mess you've got us in Stanley."

Another fine mess you've got us in Stanley.



Yous Quotes: "He who laughs last thinks slowest."

He who laughs last thinks slowest.



Yous Quotes: "Nouvelle cuisine roughly translated means "I can't believe I spent ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry.""

Nouvelle cuisine roughly translated means "I can't believe I spent ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry."



Yous Quotes: "The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again."

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.



Yous Quotes: "A sense of humor is the ability to laugh at your own jokes when your friends tell them."

A sense of humor is the ability to laugh at your own jokes when your friends tell them.



Yous Quotes: "One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older."

One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.



Yous Quotes: "A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you."

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you.



Yous Quotes: "Don't worry if your "you" is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you."

Don't worry if your "you" is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.



Yous Quotes: "A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't."

A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.



Yous Quotes: "Admiration: Our polite recognition of another man's resemblance to ourselves."

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another man's resemblance to ourselves.



Yous Quotes: "The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut."

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.



Yous Quotes: "Some people speak from experience while others from experience don't speak."

Some people speak from experience while others from experience don't speak.



Yous Quotes: "I've been here so long . . . when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet."

I've been here so long . . . when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet.



Yous Quotes: "I forgot they were talking about me. They sound so wonderfully convincing."

I forgot they were talking about me. They sound so wonderfully convincing.



Yous Quotes: "I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs."

I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs.



Yous Quotes: "I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.



Yous Quotes: "I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary."

I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.