Another fine mess you've got us in Stanley.

If you must make a noise, make it quietly.

You're actually using your brain. That's what comes from associating with me.

A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.

A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.

You know, there's a right and wrong way to do everything.

I mean, at the end of the day, what the hell does it matter who I end up with if it can't be you?

Fine, " he repeated, and I wondered why it was I kept coming back to this, again and again, a word that you said when someone asked how you were but didn't really care to know the truth.

Select carefully and continuously review your circle of influence, and be unapologetic about who you exclude.

All good intellects have repeated, since Bacon's time, that there can be no real knowledge but which is based on observed facts.

In matters of equity between man and man, our Saviour has taught us to put my neighbor in place of myself, and myself in place of my neighbor.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

Create a vision and never let the environment, other people's beliefs, or the limits of what has been done in the past shape your decisions. Ignore conventional wisdom.

Seen from the moon we are all the same size.

There is, by God's grace, an immeasurable distance between late and too late.

People need to know what their jobs are.