Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

You cannot stop the unstoppable

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.

If you're a politician, you might want to learn the Buddhist way of negotiation. Restoring communication and bringing back reconciliation is clear and concrete in Buddhism.

I didn't know the names of the flowers - now my garden is gone.

Racism? But isn't it only a form of misanthropy?

I didn't like children. I didn't think of myself as a child. I didn't like any of the things other children were interested in.

When the heart is sick it cannot bear the slightest annoyance.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful.

Psychiatrists always say, Oh, we're very professional. I use exercise as my medication.