Underwear Quotes

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

Who hasn't danced in their underwear?

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

Why is it that there's more indignation over a photo of a prisoner with underwear on his head than over the video of a young American with no head at all?

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

I always listen to NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra.

I've always been big. I'm never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages.

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.

Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while.

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.

Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

Sexual underwear is tacky.

That tag - underwear model - I just can't get rid of it. And it's such a bizarre, specific thing - underwear. It's like I never modelled clothes.

I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home...I wouldn't think of washing them.

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.

Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.

No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.

Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could be Monday and I'd have on underwear saying Thursday. I just didn't care.

Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.

Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism.

I didn't even know my bra size until I made a movie.

She had the underwear of a thirteen-year-old, as well, he thought. He glanced back at her. But the shoes of a courtesan.

If you're reading something from a Nobel Prize-winning physicist next to some guy in his underwear writing in his basement, or his mom's basement, on text, it looks like it's equally plausible.

Operating systems are like underwear — nobody really wants to look at them.

I do have a lucky pair of underwear.

I swear, I wanna be your underwear.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I used to carry a copy of Ulysses with me everywhere just in case I was knocked down by a bus. It seemed more important than having clean underwear.

On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.

G-strings are uncomfortable. Girls want real knickers now.

I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.

Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire.

I can't possibly get into your knickers.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

A Museum of fetishes would give special attention to the history of underwear.

I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein.

I collect underwear from my travels. Lace, lingerie, bodysuits... they're like souvenirs.

Each of us as he receives his private trouncings at the hands of fate is kept in good heart by hearing of the moth in his brother's parachute and the scorpion in his neighbor's underwear.

I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on them.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It's exciting!

We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don't need people to tell me that.

Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics.