Two Quotes

Two things I ain't ever seen, a U.F.O. and a hoe that won't go.

The sky cannot have two suns.

There are two hundred and fifty-six names given in the Bible for the Lord Jesus Christ, and I suppose this was because He was infinitely beyond all that any one name could express.

If you are doing things the same way as two years ago, you are almost certainly doing them wrong.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Any film I see at two o'clock in afternoon with my mother seems to cast a strange spell that means we both come out sobbing.

Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions.

Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.

Great love isn't two people finding the perfect match in one another. Great love is two people making the choice to be a match.

I got a chance to work with Mel Brooks on two of his films: Silent Movie and High Anxiety.

I move around a lot. Ive lived in a ton of different places - and only for a month or two at a time. I have a deep, rabid curiosity, so I like having a gypsy life.

Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only two teams on that Monday night.

It's great when two strangers become best friends but not when best friends become two strangers.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

There are only two classes in good society in England: the equestrian classes and the neurotic classes.

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

I am a military police officer and I have served on two deployments my first was to Iraq, in a medical unit, and my second deployment was to Kuwait, as a military police platoon leader.

I don't know whether anyone will care to examine my heart, but if they do, they will find two words there- 'social justice.' For that is what I have believed in and fought for.

The more alike two products are, the more important their differences become.

The best classroom of all times was about two car lengths behind Juan Manuel Fangio.

As God by creation made two of one, so again by marriage He made one of two.

The two things I did learn were that you are as powerful and strong as you allow yourself to be, and that the most difficult part of any endeavor is taking the first step, making the first decision.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

There are two ways you can go with pain: You can let it destroy you or you can use it as fuel to drive you.

World-wide practice of Conservation and the fair and continued access by all nations to the resources they need are the two indispensable foundations of continuous plenty and of permanent peace

You can't keep one disease and heal two others. When the body heals, it heals everything.

There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.

The career of a sage is of two kinds: He is either honored by all in the world, Like a flower waving its head, Or else he disappears into the silent forest.

I sometimes wonder if two thirds of the globe is covered in red carpet.

Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Destiny has two ways of crushing us - by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

Two reasons I come down here every year: the food and there are multiple guys here every year.

It's estimated that there may be two hundred and fifty million children in the world engaged in some form of exploitative child labour.

Music fills the infinite between two souls. This has been muffled by the mist of our daily habits.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one or two cans of Red Bull, there'll be cold McDonald's and jam sandwiches with several cakes.

When you work, work. When you play, play. Don't mix the two.

I practiced two or three hours, sometimes none, sometimes six. It was very varied.

We would have two less championships here if it was not for Manu Ginobili. In my eyes, he's the stud of the world.

An actor is at his best a kind of unfrocked priest who, for an hour or two, can call on heaven and hell to mesmerize a group of innocents.

As no two people see the world the same way, all trips from here to there are imaginary; all truth is a tale I am telling myself.

The title race is between two horses and a little horse that needs milk and needs to learn how to jump.

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.

During my sabbatical, I spent two years not listening to my songs at all.

Real dialogue is where two or more people become willing to suspend their certainty in each other's presence.

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend.