The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.

The devil follows me day and night because he is afraid to be alone.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

Art must be unaesthetic in the extreme, useless and impossible to justify.

Dada talks with you, it is everything, it includes everything, it belongs to all religions, can be neither victory nor defeat, it lives in space and not in time.

If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirts.

A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself.

Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent.

Dada is like your hopes: nothing like your paradise: nothing like your idols: nothing like your heroes: nothing like your artists: nothing like your religions: nothing

We are not responsible for what we do; we are ignorant of our acts until we accomplish them.

If God gives you something you can do, why in God's name wouldn't you do it?

I can do whatever I want - I'm rich, I'm famous, and I'm bigger than you.

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

Acting allows me the freedom to let go, to be in the moment, to be spontaneous. I no longer have the fear of losing, of failure.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

History is nothing if not an epic tale of missed opportunities.

Those who want nothing are apt to forget how many there are who want every thing.

In the spectrum of God's mysteries, preaching is a sacrament: Because of its sacramental reality some people have never again been the same.

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.