I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.

I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.

God uses the problem in the life of every man for his good

The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a court-room, be he any colour of the rainbow, but people have way of carrying their resentments right into a jury box.

My commitment to gender equality is rooted in the quintessentially American principle of equal justice under law.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will poke out his eye to fit in.

For us [hockey] is an opportunity, myself and my brothers have an opportunity to do something special.

For, whom the Muses smile upon, And touch with soft persuasion, His words like a storm-wind can bring Terror and beauty on their wing; In his every syllable Lurketh nature veritable.

Greed, the desire to incorporate, is magnified and fed back to produce the pretan realms, just as hate creates the hells.

Greatest gift is human life and that we have a duty to protect the life of an unborn child.

I'm convinced, more than ever, that man finds liberation only when he binds himself to God and commits himself to his fellow man.

You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.