The Idiot Quotes

You're an idiot. Study harder.

I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.

Any idiot can train himself into the ground; the trick is working in training to get gradually stronger.

What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.

The idiot was not a lot of thinking, which is an important move on. Smart people mostly think, consequently never stepped

motivation alone is not enough.if you have an idiot and you motivate him,now you have a motivated idiot.

Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable.

In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the day

I fought, and therefore, believed in my victory. There is more to the fact that I didn't fear death and preferred a brave death instead of a life of an idiot.

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot

There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is a hallucinating idiot...for he sees what no one else does: things that, to everyone else, are not there.

General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

How can I lose to such an idiot?

Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot!

I make make music in my own time, messing around with beats and riffs I write. Always practicing performing in my room most times I probably look like an idiot dancing around haha.

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.

If you don't cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don't get caught, you look like a hero; if you cheat and get caught, you look like a dope. Put me where I belong.

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)

every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

Beneatha: You didn't tell us what Alaiyo means... for all I know, you might be calling me Little Idiot or something... ... Asagai: It means... it means One for Whom Bread--Food--Is Not Enough.

Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.

I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'

Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible

The traits I respect are erudition and the courage to stand up when half-men are afraid for their reputation. Any idiot can be intelligent.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry.

The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a nonsense tale told by an idiot mathematician.

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution.

Twelve experts gathered in one room equal one big idiot.