The Cheese Quotes

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

It shows you exactly how a star is formed; nothing else can be so pretty! A cluster of vapor, the cream of the milky way, a sort of celestial cheese, churned into light.

[On Denmark:] ... that little country of cottage cheese and courage.

The after-party is always at a restaurant, and for me, the fun starts when I get a cheese platter. That's as f-ed up as I get.

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.

During the first couple of years of 'Dancing with the Stars,' I would go to Jack in the Box in my ball gown after the shows and get the Taco Nachos with cheese as my reward.

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

I had to stand in front of my refrigerator, which was open, dipping pretzels in cream cheese and stuffing them in my mouth. If I did that, I was good. Otherwise I was nauseous.

Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had been in jail.

Is it better not to drink alcohol and eat fried food and not have cheese and never have a cigarette at a party? Of course, but that's just not life.

Being in the uncomfortable zone is much better than staying in the cheese-less situation .

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.

I do like a little romance... just a sniff, as I call it, of the rocks and valleys. Of course, bread-and-cheese is the real thing. The rocks and valleys are no good at all, if you haven't got that.

A passionate interest in what you do is the secret of enjoying life...whether it is helping old people or children, or making cheese or growing earthworms.

Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese.

Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan.

What brings me the most joy is stories about progressive thinking. When a mother or father accepts their child for whoever they are... when goodness prevails... blah blah blah. I'm a cheese ball.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.

If you can dress as a stormtrooper and go to a laundromat, or wear a sexy cheese gown in public, you might start to find "normal" social interactions a little less daunting.

If you're associated with the Philadelphia media or town, you look for negatives. I don't know if there's something about their upbringing or they have too many hoagies, or too much cream cheese.

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you find new cheese.

Movement in new direction helps find new cheese.

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

I am so happy to see more and more people in this country are becoming addicted to cheese.

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 different kinds of cheese.

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

In the wintertime I like macaroni and cheese.

The moon is made of a green cheese.

I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.

A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it.

"Forget Barbie, f-ck Nicki she's fake. She's on a diet", but my pockets eating cheese cake.

I eat whatever I want. I like bread and cheese and wine, and that makes my life fun and enjoyable.

Smell the cheese often so you know when it is getting old.

My studies in Speculative philosophy, metaphysics, and science are all summed up in the image of a mouse called man running in and out of every hole in the Cosmos hunting for the Absolute Cheese.

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit.

Little redcape," he snarled, "when next you bare steel on Shagga son of Dolf, I will chop off your manhood and roast it in the fire." "What, no goats?" Tyrion said, taking a bite of his cheese.

My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water.