In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

Never expect a yield of milk from a bull.

Empirical" knowledge itself is of little benefit unless it awakens the inner perception of man as to his own situation, his potentialities, his risks, and his destiny

So, so sorry. Really sorry. Master. Sir. Emperor of the world. God of the universe.

The king's might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men.

My own sense and taste in 3D films has been I don't really like it when it feels like it's a gimmick and it's coming at me, it's flying at me.

I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.

Unknown objects are operating under intelligent control... It is imperative that we learn where UFOs come from and what their purpose is.

I love 'The View,' so when you're living the dream, it's not work.

Realism, in so far as the word means reality to life, is always bad art.