I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do.

The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

The only wishes that will ever change you are the kind that may, at any moment, eat you whole.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

He tried to read her heart in her handclasp but he knew nothing.

…mysticism –perhaps the main aberration of the human mind.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in.

I was swimming for the United States of America. I was swimming to beat Stephen Holland.

The gravity of the time is such that every new avenue of peace, no matter how dimly discernible, should be explored.

The man who lives by hope, will die by hunger.

The average woman falls in love seven times a year. Only six are with shoes.

The curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to your individuality, and you should encourage it

We want to live forever, and we're getting there.