The after-party is always at a restaurant, and for me, the fun starts when I get a cheese platter. That's as f-ed up as I get.

If you asked me to seriously kiss someone on a screen, I would be very uncomfortable. But I will lick any part of your face.

I love to just get in the booth. Put some tracks down. I’m basically Rihanna.

My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away.

Citizens, you will elect me - I will be your leader.

When I'm away from a red carpet, I'm a big introvert, I'm very quiet, and I like to sit in silence at home with my cat, Nino, who is my whole world, or most of it.

I always gravitate towards things that are not beautiful, but broken and weird and fascinating

I grew up with a pet iguana named Willy. We had a very contentious relationship. It turns out that iguanas are not meant to live in suburban homes.

I love Jared Hess' movies. He's such a weirdo and such a nice, funny guy.

Righteousness acts never in its own interest, but in the interest of fellow men.

After you have wept and grieved for your physical losses, cherish the functions and the life you have left.

At least in Russia, you cannot just go and tap into someone's phone conversation without a warrant issued by court. That's more or less the way a civilized society should go about fighting terrorism.

Maybe money can't buy love - but it can get you practically everything else.

The motion pictures I have made and the plays I have chosen to direct represent my convictions.

May the sun never set on American baseball.

We have an electorate that doesn't always pay that much attention to what's going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or truth or what's happening.

Success means your thoughts are worthy of everyones consideration.

Ideas are like frog eggs: you've got to lay a thousand to hatch one.

I've never used chat-up lines; I don't have the gift of the gab.