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The Cheese Quotes: "Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese."

Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries."

A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries.




The Cheese Quotes: "Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl... it even makes the milk taste like tacos!"

Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl... it even makes the milk taste like tacos!



The Cheese Quotes: "You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first."

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first.




The Cheese Quotes: "When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace."

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.



The Cheese Quotes: "When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?"

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?



The Cheese Quotes: "Revolutionaries don't get job security. They compete with rats for cheese and with strays for shelter--after the big bullets make feet out of their knees."

Revolutionaries don't get job security. They compete with rats for cheese and with strays for shelter--after the big bullets make feet out of their knees.




The Cheese Quotes: "Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese"

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese



The Cheese Quotes: "Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss"

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss



The Cheese Quotes: "I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen."

I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen.



The Cheese Quotes: "You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese."

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "I'm famous for splurging at fast-food places. I'm currently obsessed with Taco Bell's bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony!"

I'm famous for splurging at fast-food places. I'm currently obsessed with Taco Bell's bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony!




The Cheese Quotes: "You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!"

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!



The Cheese Quotes: "The worthy administrators of justice are like a cat set to take care of a cheese, lest it should be gnawed by the mice. One bite of the cat does more damage to the cheese than twenty mice can do."

The worthy administrators of justice are like a cat set to take care of a cheese, lest it should be gnawed by the mice. One bite of the cat does more damage to the cheese than twenty mice can do.



The Cheese Quotes: "There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge."

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.



The Cheese Quotes: "Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good."

Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.



The Cheese Quotes: "I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better."

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.



The Cheese Quotes: "When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese."

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple"

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple



The Cheese Quotes: "Basically the message is: Steal It! Art, music, culture, the odd book and the slab of cheese... the new will be built upon the ruins of the old."

Basically the message is: Steal It! Art, music, culture, the odd book and the slab of cheese... the new will be built upon the ruins of the old.



The Cheese Quotes: "My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake."

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.



The Cheese Quotes: "Every time the ball drop on New Year's Eve, We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese."

Every time the ball drop on New Year's Eve, We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "The misers cheese is wholesomest"

The misers cheese is wholesomest



The Cheese Quotes: "I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese, but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close to Kraft Services as it can possibly get!"

I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese, but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close to Kraft Services as it can possibly get!



The Cheese Quotes: "Never read Who Moved My Cheese in the workplace when you can read The Joy of Not Working."

Never read Who Moved My Cheese in the workplace when you can read The Joy of Not Working.



The Cheese Quotes: "I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting."

I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting.



The Cheese Quotes: "Age is not important unless you're a cheese."

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality."

A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality.



The Cheese Quotes: "I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it."

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.



The Cheese Quotes: "When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip."

When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.



The Cheese Quotes: "The second mouse gets the cheese!"

The second mouse gets the cheese!



The Cheese Quotes: "Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese on toast, they produce pain de fromage."

Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese on toast, they produce pain de fromage.



The Cheese Quotes: "Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love."

Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love.



The Cheese Quotes: "But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese."

But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food."

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.



The Cheese Quotes: "Fondue is not a good date food. You end up with cheese dripping down your face."

Fondue is not a good date food. You end up with cheese dripping down your face.



The Cheese Quotes: "Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade"

Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade



The Cheese Quotes: "I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it!"

I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it!



The Cheese Quotes: "How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?



The Cheese Quotes: "Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him."

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.



The Cheese Quotes: "The green tempts me to make the rich the enemy, and take their cheese."

The green tempts me to make the rich the enemy, and take their cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "My Day Clothes are almost worne out...send the poor printer a few gammons, or some meal, some butter, cheese, poultry, etc."

My Day Clothes are almost worne out...send the poor printer a few gammons, or some meal, some butter, cheese, poultry, etc.



The Cheese Quotes: "If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke."

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.



The Cheese Quotes: "A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were."

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.



The Cheese Quotes: "Only thing I am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese."

Only thing I am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books."

If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books.



The Cheese Quotes: "You owe dough? You ain't give up that cheese? Hey... Sooner or later, you'll Pay, Pal (no eBay)."

You owe dough? You ain't give up that cheese? Hey... Sooner or later, you'll Pay, Pal (no eBay).



The Cheese Quotes: "I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado."

I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.



The Cheese Quotes: "There've been times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and walked down the street and eaten it in one go."

There've been times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and walked down the street and eaten it in one go.