Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

there's always been a little sadnessinside my happiness.i've never been able to separate the two.

For truly it is to be noted, that children's plays are not sports, and should be deemed as their most serious actions.

If we make provision for sinning tomorrow, we will be sinning tomorrow.

Yet sometimes being a friend meant letting people do things that hurt, like putting distance between you, just because it made them happy.

In life, you either watch TV or you do TV. I told my daughters that the only way you're going to make it in this business is to get in the game. That's the biggest advice I can give them.

When obedience ceases to be an irritant and becomes our quest, in that moment God will endow us with power.

If someone says that I'm the best at anything, I always just agree with them. I'm certainly not gonna argue.

I am an extremely private person. I always feel that I come across as a caricature of myself whenever I do interviews.

It is not safe to despise what Love commands. He reigns supreme, and rules the mighty gods.

I share what I know, so that others may grow!