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The Cheese Quotes: "We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?"

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?



The Cheese Quotes: "Jiu Jitsu is a mousetrap. The trap does not chase the mouse. But when the mouse grabs the cheese, the trap plays its role."

Jiu Jitsu is a mousetrap. The trap does not chase the mouse. But when the mouse grabs the cheese, the trap plays its role.




The Cheese Quotes: "How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?"

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?



The Cheese Quotes: "I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like.""

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."




The Cheese Quotes: "They wanna know why, I'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye I'm looking nothing like ya poppa, I wouldn't give a chick ten cents, to put cheese on a whopper."

They wanna know why, I'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye I'm looking nothing like ya poppa, I wouldn't give a chick ten cents, to put cheese on a whopper.



The Cheese Quotes: "I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill."

I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill.



The Cheese Quotes: "Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again."

Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.




The Cheese Quotes: "Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?"

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?



The Cheese Quotes: "My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks."

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.



The Cheese Quotes: "Food history is as important as a baroque church. Governments should recognize cultural heritage and protect traditional foods. A cheese is as worthy of preserving as a sixteenth-century building."

Food history is as important as a baroque church. Governments should recognize cultural heritage and protect traditional foods. A cheese is as worthy of preserving as a sixteenth-century building.



The Cheese Quotes: "Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal."

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal.



The Cheese Quotes: "The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it."

The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.




The Cheese Quotes: "Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.



The Cheese Quotes: "It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face."

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.



The Cheese Quotes: "The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese."

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese."

It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate."

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.



The Cheese Quotes: "Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "A great deal of contemporary criticism reads to me like a man saying, 'Of course I do not like green cheese. I am very fond of brown sherry."

A great deal of contemporary criticism reads to me like a man saying, 'Of course I do not like green cheese. I am very fond of brown sherry.



The Cheese Quotes: "Oh madam, when you put bread and cheese, instead of burnt porridge, into these children's mouths, you may indeed feed their vile bodies, but you little think how you starve their immortal souls!"

Oh madam, when you put bread and cheese, instead of burnt porridge, into these children's mouths, you may indeed feed their vile bodies, but you little think how you starve their immortal souls!



The Cheese Quotes: "Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye"

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye



The Cheese Quotes: "One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress."

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.



The Cheese Quotes: "Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables."

Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables.



The Cheese Quotes: "My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side."

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.



The Cheese Quotes: "We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark."

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.



The Cheese Quotes: "Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!"

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!



The Cheese Quotes: "I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day."

I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day.



The Cheese Quotes: "If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat."

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.



The Cheese Quotes: "My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.



The Cheese Quotes: "The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake."

The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.



The Cheese Quotes: "Opening a family-style restaurant with comfort food like mac 'n' cheese, ribs and burgers has always been my dream."

Opening a family-style restaurant with comfort food like mac 'n' cheese, ribs and burgers has always been my dream.



The Cheese Quotes: "Photography is like making cheese. It takes a hell of a lot of milk to make a small amount of cheese just like it takes a hell of a lot of photos to get a good one."

Photography is like making cheese. It takes a hell of a lot of milk to make a small amount of cheese just like it takes a hell of a lot of photos to get a good one.



The Cheese Quotes: "I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip."

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.



The Cheese Quotes: "It's never too late to have a happy childhood, and age only matters if you're a cheese."

It's never too late to have a happy childhood, and age only matters if you're a cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven."

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.



The Cheese Quotes: "I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed."

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.



The Cheese Quotes: "My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose."

My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.



The Cheese Quotes: "For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more."

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.



The Cheese Quotes: "To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living."

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.



The Cheese Quotes: "Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male."

Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male.



The Cheese Quotes: "We work on macro issues and macaroni and cheese issues. When women are in the halls of power, our national debate reflects the needs and dreams of American families."

We work on macro issues and macaroni and cheese issues. When women are in the halls of power, our national debate reflects the needs and dreams of American families.



The Cheese Quotes: "The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger"

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger



The Cheese Quotes: "When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'"

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'



The Cheese Quotes: "Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese."

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.



The Cheese Quotes: "I'm into grilled cheese. Grilled cheese makes me feel beautiful!"

I'm into grilled cheese. Grilled cheese makes me feel beautiful!



The Cheese Quotes: "I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches."

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.



The Cheese Quotes: "Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next."

Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.