When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

you can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him.

Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,' Ignatius belched, 'Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

with the breakdown of the medieval system, the gods of chaos, lunacy, and bad taste gained ascendancy.

Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.

This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

Jail was preferable. There they only limited you physically. In a mental ward they tampered with your soul and worldview and mind.

Time is how you spend your love.

Charcoal or gas. Both give excellent results, so choose the one that best suits your style of cooking.

This problem, too, will look simple after it is solved.

Mom always said people worried too much about their children. Suffering when you are young is good for you, she said. It immunized your body and your soul.

Your questions are false if you already know the answer.

One of these days we're gonna have to grow up, have to get real jobs and be adults, someday, just not today.

I loved all books that I could read, and I never knew if I was ready for it until I tried to read it, so I tried to read everything.

We cannot have a free market since it does not really set us free. It's free for interest, speculation and consumerism to create false needs.

Missing Persons was based in Los Angeles.