When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Don't live the same year 75 times and call it a life.

All work is a means to express your awesome talent. Beat your fears and produce gorgeous value for other human beings.

There are two kinds of guilt: the kind that drowns you until you’re useless, and the kind that fires your soul to purpose.

I was 28 when I played the role of a 65 year old man in my first film.

Vulgarity is, in reality, nothing but a modern, chic, pert descendant of the goddess Dullness.

The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women.

Having an object that symbolizes freedom might make a person happier than actually getting the freedom it represents.

You may have occasion to possess or use material things, but the secret of life lies in never missing them.

Lecter is so lucid, so perceptive; he's trained in psychiatry... and he's a mass murderer.

Jennifer [Lawrence] and Josh [Hutcherson] seem very, very grounded. They're getting down to the film like they did last time.