I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I can feel myself dying inside.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

Child give me your hand so that I may walk in the light of your faith in me.

Against all odds, when the 'no' out-weighs the 'yes' faith become the only bridge to your answer

There are different paths to your destination. Choose your own path.

A great democracy has got to be progressive or it will soon cease to be great or a democracy.

Without the right to defend yourself--and the right to possesss the means to do it--all other supposed rights are so much hot air.

Working hard is great, being lazy sometimes is great, but failed potential is the worst.

I make money because I have to pay for everything apart from my school fees. My mother even makes me pay my own telephone bill.

I am essentially a loner.

The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

A coach is someone who tells you what you don't want to hear, who has you see what you don't want to see, so you can be who you have always known you could be