Paper Quotes

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

Once the grammar has been learned, writing is simply talking on paper and in time learning what not to say.

This was not a place you go to live. It was a place you go to die."- Paper Towns

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper

Is the Scientific Paper a Fraud?

Jewels, lies, slips of paper, dried flowers, memories of thing long past, useless quotations, idle hands, beads, buttons, and mischief.

You don’t drive races on paper.

In simple hearts the feeling for the beauty and grandeur of nature is a hundred-fold stronger and more vivid than in us, ecstatic composers of narratives in words and on paper.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

I make a composition with a white and a black, and make adjustments when the white has become a paper and the black a shadow.

Letters are just pieces of paper," I said. "Burn them, and what stays in your heart will stay; keep them, and what vanishes will vanish.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.

This looks a good team on paper, let's see how it looks on grass.

Writing is work, but it's also a compulsion, and once you get your characters on paper, you can't abandon them. You have to respond to them.

There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years.

I wake up from dreams and go, 'Wow, put this down on paper'. The whole thing is strange. You hear the words, everything is right there in front of your face.

I won't let this be my good-bye. I've folded one thousand paper crane memories of me and Grace, and I've made my wish. I will find a cure. And then I will find Grace.

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

Paper money is made of cotton, and I'm long cotton, by the way. One reason I'm long cotton is because Dr. Bernanke is out there running the printing presses as fast as he can.

And the days went by like paper in the wind. Everything changed, then changed again. It's hard to find a friend. It's hard to find a friend.

It is like the man who became short-sighted and refused to wear glasses, saying there was nothing wrong with him, but that the trouble was that the recent papers were so badly printed.

Without the story - in which everyone living, unborn and dead, participates - men are no more than bits of paper blown on the cold wind.

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

Journalism consists in buying white paper at two cents a pound and selling it at ten cents a pound.

I'd rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman's heart.

I wrote a great deal during the next ten [early] years,but very little of any importance; there are not more than four or five papers which I can still remember with some satisfaction.

Whatever makes a child want to glue macaroni on a paper plate and paint the assemblage and see it on the refrigerator - that has always been strong in me.

A filmmaker has almost the same freedom as a novelist has when he buys himself some paper.

There is always a sheet of paper. There is always a pen. There is always a way out.

Write freely and as rapidly as possible and throw the whole thing on paper.

Putting pen to paper lights more fire than matches ever will

Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn't pop. I'll get out a fresh kernel, tape it to a piece of paper and mail it back to them.

I don't know how many thoughts we have a second, but it's quite an amazing number, and just to pin down the appropriate sequence of those, all you really need is a pencil and a piece of paper.

Drawing is a kind of hypnotism: one looks in such a way at the model, that he comes and takes a seat on the paper.

George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.

When I write a paper, I change my notation much more than I change my concepts.

Kiss is like a smell in a paper bag, they just never go away

I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.

A piece of paper or a photograph is as much an object, or as 'material' as a ton of lead.

Ideas are elusive, slippery things. Best to keep a pad of paper and a pencil at your bedside, so you can stab them during the night before they get away.

Government is the only institution that can take a valuable commodity like paper, and make it worthless by applying ink.

Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.

The atmosphere of officialdom would kill anything that breathes the air of human endeavour, would extinguish hope and fear alike in the supremacy of paper and ink.

My guaranteed way of sending myself into deep depression is to read music trade papers and watch MTV.

As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.

Nothing's going to keep me from making music. If I were in the want-ads in the back of the paper or playing to six people at a coffee shop, I'd still love to make music.

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

Drawings are only a few lines on paper. Therefore it's easy to carry around in plastic bags. Drawings are cheaper than paintings. They don't pretend they'll last forever.