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Office Quotes: "I am not fit for this office and should never have been here."

I am not fit for this office and should never have been here.



Office Quotes: "No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.




Office Quotes: "A man of abilities and character, of any sect whatever, may be admitted to any office of public trust under the United States."

A man of abilities and character, of any sect whatever, may be admitted to any office of public trust under the United States.



Office Quotes: "The most important office, and the one which all of us can and should fill, is that of private citizen."

The most important office, and the one which all of us can and should fill, is that of private citizen.




Office Quotes: "In selecting men for office, let principle be your guide. Regard not the particular sect or denomination of the candidate-look to his character."

In selecting men for office, let principle be your guide. Regard not the particular sect or denomination of the candidate-look to his character.



Office Quotes: "It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office."

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.



Office Quotes: "If we have power, we'll never give it up again unless we're carried out of our offices as corpses"

If we have power, we'll never give it up again unless we're carried out of our offices as corpses




Office Quotes: "My office is at Yankee stadium. Yes, dreams do come true."

My office is at Yankee stadium. Yes, dreams do come true.



Office Quotes: "NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party."

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.



Office Quotes: "While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant."

While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant.



Office Quotes: "Then if your movie clicks with real audiences, you'll be sucked into some sort of Hollywood orbit. It's a devil of a place where the only religion that really counts is box office."

Then if your movie clicks with real audiences, you'll be sucked into some sort of Hollywood orbit. It's a devil of a place where the only religion that really counts is box office.



Office Quotes: "See and be seen. Get out of your office, walk around, make yourself visible and accessible."

See and be seen. Get out of your office, walk around, make yourself visible and accessible.




Office Quotes: "As Members of Congress, we should not be using public office for private gain."

As Members of Congress, we should not be using public office for private gain.



Office Quotes: "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.



Office Quotes: "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.



Office Quotes: "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."

Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.



Office Quotes: "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care



Office Quotes: "I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office."

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office.



Office Quotes: "No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair play, if his work depends in any way on the unpaid or underpaid labor of women at home, or in the office."

No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair play, if his work depends in any way on the unpaid or underpaid labor of women at home, or in the office.



Office Quotes: "After this time I surpassed all others in authority, but I had no more power than the others who were also my colleagues in office."

After this time I surpassed all others in authority, but I had no more power than the others who were also my colleagues in office.



Office Quotes: "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States"

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States



Office Quotes: "Occupants of public offices love power and are prone to abuse it."

Occupants of public offices love power and are prone to abuse it.



Office Quotes: "The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the"

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the



Office Quotes: "Whether elected or appointed, public officials serve those who put and keep them in office. We cannot depend upon them to fight our battles."

Whether elected or appointed, public officials serve those who put and keep them in office. We cannot depend upon them to fight our battles.



Office Quotes: "I came very close to quitting my job for the Bush-Cheney '04 campaign. I seriously considered packing up my office and heading home to Colorado."

I came very close to quitting my job for the Bush-Cheney '04 campaign. I seriously considered packing up my office and heading home to Colorado.



Office Quotes: "Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate."

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate.



Office Quotes: "Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion. The several sects perform the office of a Censor - over each other."

Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion. The several sects perform the office of a Censor - over each other.



Office Quotes: "Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements."

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.



Office Quotes: "When I see Twitter feeds, when I see words that are people are using to describe Donald Trump, it is incredibly disrespectful to the office."

When I see Twitter feeds, when I see words that are people are using to describe Donald Trump, it is incredibly disrespectful to the office.



Office Quotes: "All politicians should be required to drink Ayahuasca 10 times before taking office."

All politicians should be required to drink Ayahuasca 10 times before taking office.



Office Quotes: "Working in an office with an array of electronic devices is like trying to get something done at home with half a dozen small children around. The calls for attention are constant."

Working in an office with an array of electronic devices is like trying to get something done at home with half a dozen small children around. The calls for attention are constant.



Office Quotes: "There is A madman inside of you Who is always running for office"

There is A madman inside of you Who is always running for office



Office Quotes: "In all my years of counselling those near death, I've yet to hear anyone say they wish they had spent more time at the office"

In all my years of counselling those near death, I've yet to hear anyone say they wish they had spent more time at the office



Office Quotes: "Perhaps the place to start looking for a credibility gap is not in the offices of the Government in Washington but in the studios of the networks in New York!"

Perhaps the place to start looking for a credibility gap is not in the offices of the Government in Washington but in the studios of the networks in New York!



Office Quotes: "The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit."

The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.



Office Quotes: "Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list."

Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list.



Office Quotes: "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.



Office Quotes: "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.



Office Quotes: "A patent, or invention, is any assemblage of technologies or ideas that you can put together that nobody put together that way before. That's how the patent office defines it. That's an invention"

A patent, or invention, is any assemblage of technologies or ideas that you can put together that nobody put together that way before. That's how the patent office defines it. That's an invention



Office Quotes: "My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick."

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.



Office Quotes: "In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose."

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.



Office Quotes: "One of the things the government can't do is run anything. The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and both of them are bankrupt."

One of the things the government can't do is run anything. The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and both of them are bankrupt.



Office Quotes: "As to the presidency, the two happiest days of my life were those of my entrance upon the office and my surrender of it."

As to the presidency, the two happiest days of my life were those of my entrance upon the office and my surrender of it.



Office Quotes: "Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty one-half of the time. It's time we gave this some thought."

Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty one-half of the time. It's time we gave this some thought.



Office Quotes: "Connectivity is productivity - whether it's in a modern office or an underdeveloped village."

Connectivity is productivity - whether it's in a modern office or an underdeveloped village.



Office Quotes: "A politician never forgets the precarious nature of elective life. We have never established a practice of tenure in public office."

A politician never forgets the precarious nature of elective life. We have never established a practice of tenure in public office.



Office Quotes: "Under the circumstances, may I suggest another means of encouraging probity in elective office. I refer to term limitations, which can serve ends beyond that of saving congressional souls."

Under the circumstances, may I suggest another means of encouraging probity in elective office. I refer to term limitations, which can serve ends beyond that of saving congressional souls.



Office Quotes: "I'm in Stockholm in my office. I just got here after seeing my eighth child on an ultrasound, so I'm in a good mood. It's beautiful: an energetic little skeleton."

I'm in Stockholm in my office. I just got here after seeing my eighth child on an ultrasound, so I'm in a good mood. It's beautiful: an energetic little skeleton.



Office Quotes: "I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office."

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.