Laughing Quotes

Doing that hunt scene was really quite demanding. I actually broke a rib during that scene. And then all the scenes after that became quite challenging, just breathing and laughing.

If you date someone who isn't very good-looking but makes you laugh, you will never forget it.

The difference between a man of sense and a fop is that the fop values himself upon his dress; and the man of sense laughs at it, at the same time he knows he must not neglect it.

I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.

Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

The loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

It makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another.

Televison allows thousands of people to laugh at the same joke and still remain alone.

What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.

Rest and laughter are the most spiritual and subversive acts of all. Laugh, rest, slow down.

Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the time and beautiful some of the time.

My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.

What would a Martian visitor think to see a human being laugh? It must look truly horrible: the sight of furious gestures, flailing limbs, and thorax heaving in frenzied contortions.

I love a guy who can make me laugh.

There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

Nothing is more ill-timed than an ill-timed laugh.

Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh.

And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.

The movie cheerfully offends all civilized notions of taste, decorum, manners and hygiene... The movie is vulgar? Vulgarity is when we don't laugh. When we laugh, it's merely human nature.

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.

When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies.

The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh.

I love to make people laugh and love to make people smile. The first time I performed and heard the applause, that was the sound that I wanted to hear for the rest of my life.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Nothing gets a bigger laugh than when you refer to things like ethics or human rights.

You have to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you'll waste all that great material.

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.

My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.

I was always laughing in church.

One day when a linesman starts to laugh I swear I will hit the guy over the head with my racket. I think it will be the end of my career, but I will be happy.

People don't come to stadiums only to see results. They come to see a reaction, they want to see we are also human, that we can cry or laugh.

The world distribution of French movies is a laughing matter. That is a fact.

When people talk to me about tyranny, it makes me laugh and gives me the impression that people suffer from amnesia.

At the sight of what goes on in the world, the most misanthropic of men must end by being amused, and Heraclitus must die laughing.

Sayings designed to raise a laugh are generally untrue and never complimentary. Laughter is never far removed from derision.

We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed.

If you can make the reader laugh he is apt to get careless and go on reading.

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself.

She likes herself, yet others hates, For that which in herself she prizes; And while she laughs at them, forgets She is the thing that she despises.

Life deserves laughter, hence people laugh at it.

A good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

You know what, I'm very attracted to someone who makes me laugh and is that charming. Really, I could be charmed by anyone. I'm just a sucker for somebody that is charming.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.