Laughing Quotes

I have a great desire to make people smile - not laugh. Laughter is too aggressive. People bare their teeth.

If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart.

Not only should we laugh about Hitler. We must laugh about him. Especially in Berlin.

Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody But Your Laugh Shouldn't Give Pain To Anybody

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

When someone writes to tell me something I've written made them laugh or cry, I've done my job and done it well. The rest is all semantics.

There is an answer, some day we will know And you will ask her, why she had to go We live and die, we laugh and we cry You must take away the pain Before you can begin to live again

Muhammad Ali was the kind of guy you either loved or hated, but you wanted to see him. I happen to really love him. He brought boxing to another level and always made you laugh.

The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.

I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to be around people who can make other people laugh.

Learn lots. Don't judge. Laugh for no reason. Be nice. Seek happiness.

A human being should beware how he laughs, for then he shows all his faults.

I do remember smiling quite a bit inside it though since I knew it wouldn't be seen on film - so of course while the poor planet is being blown up I'm smiling and laughing like mad!

You fell in love with someone because of the tilt of his smile, or because he could make you laugh, or in this case, because he made you believe that you were the only one who could save him.

Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he is sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

Bittersweet is kind of my own favourite style because I want to be able to cry to the same song that I also can laugh to.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

What are you laughing at? You are laughing at yourself.

Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast.

No one is laughable who laughs at himself.

When obstacles have been put in front of me, I just get around them and move past them and laugh at them.

We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

I want my people to laugh like a lion's roar. Then even laughter becomes a tremendous experience, because it is intelligence at its peak.

Laughter... is like a hurricane: once it reaches a certain point, it becomes self-feeding, self-supporting. You laugh not because the jokes are funny but because your own condition is funny.

Al Gore wants us to clean up our factories...when China and other countries couldn't care less. China, Japan, and India are laughing at America's stupidity.

I love to laugh, it's my main thing. I love to abuse the English language.

There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.

Laughing in full abandonment is very good for your health.

I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed wastepaper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing.

I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?

To laugh is proper to man.

And the reason that i laugh and breathe is oh love

I think it's almost easier to make people cry than to make people laugh

I've challenged (Donovan McNabb) to whatever athletic endeavor he wants, but he laughs it off

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins.

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

When a book is alive, really alive, you feel it. You put it to your ear here, and you feel it breathe, sometimes laugh, sometimes cry, just like a person, a little person.

The term "trash talk" is such an American thing. I still laugh at it.

Gaming, women, and wine, while they laugh they make men pine.

When people laugh at your institutions and convince you that you have to adopt theirs - adopt their dress, adopt their taste in food - you are a prisoner to those people.

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.

My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling.

It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.

It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

Love lies bleeding in the bed whereover Roses lean with smiling mouths or pleading: Earth lies laughing where the sun's dart clove her: Love lies bleeding.